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So did y'all have a nice rapture day?

Started by Lizarda, May 22, 2011, 03:22:52 PM

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Lizarda

Amusingly, I think we should have a rapture day every May 21st :D
"was it a big bang, or was there nothing else to drown out the noise" - Karl Pilkington

fester30

I think there should be days like that more often.  It's amusing to watch people who believe that the rapture and second coming of Christ will actually happen some day in the future make fun of people who believe they know exactly when it'll happen.  I love when some nutcases use the Bible to make fun of other nutcases.

Guardian85

I know for a fact that there was no rapture-style event last night, because I was on duty. And if the rapture happened on my watch, I would have to do more paperwork.  :D

But yes, it is somewhat amusing to watch these ignoramuses make fools of themselves.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
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hismikeness

Quote from: fester30 on May 22, 2011, 05:24:06 PM
It's amusing to watch people who believe that the rapture and second coming of Christ will actually happen some day in the future make fun of people who believe they know exactly when it'll happen.  I love when some nutcases use the Bible to make fun of other nutcases.

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May 21st, 2011: The day when millions of people who are sure of things for which they have no proof mocked those that were sure of something for which they had no proof.

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Lizarda

haha, quite alot of people were taking pictures of the event not happening too as i heard was planned lol
"was it a big bang, or was there nothing else to drown out the noise" - Karl Pilkington

DaveD

When's the next end of the world? I wouldn't want to miss it yet again.

Too Few Lions

apparently Rapture Day did happen! Crazy man Camping's done his interview and the world IS under judgement, whereas prior to Rapture Day it was not. Apparently there's a big difference in the world in the past three days, only 'we cannot detect it with our eyes' !!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/8532192/Harold-Camping-admits-he-got-the-Rapture-date-wrong.html

Apparently the Final Day of the Earth will now be October 21, so we've now got five months to convert to Mr Camping's approved brand of Christianity or burn in hell. See y'all in the hot stuff in five months time, I'm quitting my job and spending my life's savings while I still can.

Mind you, he has got it wrong before (twice!) and does admit 'I'm not a genius'. Possibly the understatement of the year...

Cecilie

The world's what you create.

Sweetdeath

I actually went to see a magic show that day xD I forgot about it, but got home at 6:30pm.

I'm looking forward to nothing happening in 2012.
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Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.